February 2012
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ahhhh I hate when I have to trim my follow list, like, and theres no one I want to take off but theres some people who post a FUCKTON and it’s rly overwhelming but I REALLY LIKE THEM?? but only like half their posts are things that are relevant to me, but then like the blogs that I am not as attached to only post twice a month ANYWAY so removing them won’t help me deal with my TOO MUCH...
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Suit Says Obama Can’t Run In Alaska Because He’s...
abaldwin360:
Alaska-(ENEWSPF)- A man from Juneau, Alaska, has filed suit with the state’s Division of Elections to bar President Obama from appearing on that state’s ballot on the basis that the President is a “Mulatto”, and “the race of ‘Negro’ or ‘Mulatto’ had no standing to be citizens of the United States under the United States Constitution.”
Gordon Warren Epperly, who lists his address...
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temporubato asked: GOOD MORNING CHANA I don't know if you remember the monkey holding the map on that upsetting sculpture in Marburg town square but if you do I JUST FOUND OUT THAT IT IS IN FACT SUPPOSED TO BE (DRUM FUCKING ROLL) A LION. That explains so much.
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my dad is intently watching some… guest lecturers to the university on the michigan public access tv channel
he does this a lot
I’m going to bed.
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runawayballista replied to your post: dragonitehugs replied to your post: I’m reading…
how do you feel about antagonistic lesbians
yes, good
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dragonitehugs replied to your post: I’m reading through fanfics like “ah, no, you…
does fic where jade and nepeta are confused about each other’s anatomy count
no there has to be a tragic and fundamental gap in understanding of one another’s characters and/or motivations
I just
the only kind of UST that I like to be actually resolved is the kind where they’re like OMG I...
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I’m reading through fanfics like “ah, no, you can’t have sex if you understand one another, that will not do at all, no no, hits the back button, goes to find fic where people who are confused and intimidated by each other kiss on the mouth”
lioncalledparsley replied to your post: withboots replied to your post: ah, my mother got…
it commemorates jesus entering jerusalem on a donkey and people laid down palm leaves because apparently donkeys and jesus give a shit about walking on the dirt like everybody-fucking-else
OKAY
wait what does that have to do with humorous collective nouns for multiple jesuses >:?
LINDSEY WHAT...
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princekarkat replied to your post: withboots replied to your post: ah, my mother got…
aint that the day when jesus’ homies followed him with a bunch of palm leaves as he marched off to his impending doom
“The Sunday was often designated by the names of these trees, as Yew Sunday or by the general term Branch Sunday.”
holy shit BRANCH SUNDAY
what a cute-ass holiday name.
withboots replied to your post: ah, my mother got me a book about rembrandt and…
isn’t that what palm sunday is
what the leaping fuck is palm sunday
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Ah, El, I did get your package today! thank you. the drawings are super cute OwO I am at my mom’s so I have not introduced Ella to the treats you sent yet but I am certain she will appreciate them when I do.
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pesquetet replied to your post: this is how i feel whenever i visit like, any art…
a veritable jungle of jesuses. Or a jumble of jesuses. Oh no I have to try to think up some more
OH NO A JUMBLE
THAT’S SO CUTE
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this is how i feel whenever i visit like, any art museum, btw
“wow that sure is a large quantity of jesuses”
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ah, my mother got me a book about rembrandt and his jesus faces because its full of jews
im looking at it like this is a lot of jesuses
what is a humorous collective noun for jesuses
gang isn’t quite there but I cant think of any that begin with J
…a yoke of yeshuas?????
no that makes it sound as though theres like six of him pulling a cart, that is no good at all
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liralicia replied to your photo: what do you guys think of this Gerda, I dont like…
She’s cute! In my books she always has long hair, so I approve this short haired version. If you want her to look less like Alice, make her dress different! (Perhaps give her more wintery clothes?)
Yes!! I wanted a contrast between her and Kay because his long hair is mentioned soooo often…
And oh...
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who wants to help me adapt the snow queen into a comic book script so’s I can drawr it and put it on the internets
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“She shall play with me,” said the little robber child. “She shall give me her muff, and her pretty frock; she shall sleep in my bed!”
hm
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“In the kingdom where we now are there lives a Princess, who is extraordinarily clever; for she has read all the newspapers in the whole world”
god I forgot how CUTE this story is too
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“We have travelled fast,” said she; “but it is freezingly cold. Come under my bearskin.” And she put him in the sledge beside her, wrapped the fur round him, and he felt as though he were sinking in a snow-wreath. “Are you still cold?” asked she; and then she kissed his forehead.
shipping all the creepiest shit since I was 6 years old, THE BLOG
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ooookaaay, I don’t have the energy to draw any more, sorry everyone those question didnt get answered! :C
amarguerite asked: What is your favorite scent?
cygnahime asked: What if Les Mis with dragons?
thoroughlymad asked: what are scarfmouse's favorite outfits?
abbylark replied to your post: what’s your favorite fairytale?
I DONT LIKE IT ITS TOO SCARY (truth, as a child I really was terrified by the idea of you becoming mean and bad because magic glass got in your heart) ;_;
yeah its creepy as fuck, i love creepy as fuck stuff
I also like creepy shit where peoples personalities change and they get all warped and dont realize it and I like when ladies...
shhhmagpie asked: when it comes to mice, how big is too big?
ada-or-ardor asked: what's your favorite fairytale?
temporubato asked: Who or what was the plainest-dealing of plain-dealing villains to whose game Smalldog has of late put a halt?
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ok I’m kind of bored and I feel really ill, if you send me questions I will draw answers for them, it will be fun, I need to distract myself
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ahhhh I feel so uncomfortable with that post going around about how theres going to be another holocaust, I mean, the thing is I….. agree that a lot of stuff that is happening in europe currently is eerily reminiscent of stuff that happened pre-wwii ! like the banning of kosher/halal slaughter in the netherlands and stuff! and dang is there ever a huge racism thing going on with...
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http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-dog-pictures-i-has-a-hotdog-im-skipping-merrily-along.jpg
I thought this might cheer you up!
omg, yes
yes it did
thank you OwO
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Bluh it’s been two weeks since I replied to Gibbous and they haven’t sent me any emails back! it only took them a day to reply the first time.. :(
I wish they’d at least be like “yeah actually no we don’t need an intern right now” or SOMETHING, THIS SUPENUSE IS MIND-BOOGLEING :(((((
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rrrhghghghhh I woke up all tummy-hurt-some so I mademyself a big bowl of oatmeal in hopes that I could coax myself into eating all of it
but no I feel so ill that I could only manage a few bites :( and even those I really had to force myself to eat
HHHHHHHhh!!!!!
what a waste of oatmeal
why are food problems
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bathearst:
on the one hand i’m enthused about this because scots viking jews is a hilarious idea and thinking of berk as populated by jewish people is gr8
on the other hand i’m enthused because holy shit!!! stories about jews!!! in fantasy settings!!!!! where it’s still important to everyone on berk but the core of the story is still growing up and learning to be okay with different kinds of...
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owlpellets:
owlpellets:
There’s a message on my phone from my mum that just says
“The black rabbit of inle x”
i would assume that she’s texting me this because … she saw a black rabbit from the train, or something? Sending me contextless text messages describing wildlife she has seen whilst on public transport is a habit of hers
except that it was sent at nearly 11pm, and my mum doesn’t...
bathearst asked: WHAT IF TOOTHLESS GOT A TINY DRAGON KIPPAH TO MATCH HICCUP'S i'm sorry i'm just so excited about all this i am leaving now
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ok now that my abdomen hurts from laughing so hard that I ACTUALLY GAVE MYSELF HICCUPS
I’m going to bed
this is a pleasant note to end the night on, I will endeavor to dream of Astrid’s look of serious concentration as she recites her haftorah portion entirely from memory
bathearst asked: vot time's yer barmitzvie, hiccup
so like hiccup’s dad doesnt want him to take over the fine tradition of dragon-slaying
hiccup’s father wants him to take over the fine tradition of arguing with the minyan about what to do about all these dragons.
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the only problem is that i dont think theyd like kill all the dragons theyd just sort of sigh heavily and be like “oy, again with the dragons” and go get their flame-retardant cloaks and go about their business
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runawayballista:
scarfmouse:
runawayballista:
scarfmouse:
bathearst replied to your post: scots viking hebrew is like if the cast of how to train your dragon was all jewish (that would be so great?? HELP)
oh nO hiccup wants to learn things about the world and how things work and to make things and his dad is all BUT THE TALMUD, LADDIE, oh noooo
/undignified high pitched noise of delight
...
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runawayballista:
scarfmouse:
bathearst replied to your post: scots viking hebrew is like if the cast of how to train your dragon was all jewish (that would be so great?? HELP)
oh nO hiccup wants to learn things about the world and how things work and to make things and his dad is all BUT THE TALMUD, LADDIE, oh noooo
/undignified high pitched noise of delight
S C R E A M S
SOMEONE PLEASE
...
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bathearst replied to your post: scots viking hebrew is like if the cast of how to train your dragon was all jewish (that would be so great?? HELP)
oh nO hiccup wants to learn things about the world and how things work and to make things and his dad is all BUT THE TALMUD, LADDIE, oh noooo
/undignified high pitched noise of delight
runawayballista replied to your post: scots viking hebrew is like if the cast of how to train your dragon was all jewish (that would be so great?? HELP)
HICCUP WAS ALREADY JEWISH TO ME THIS ONLY VALIDATES MY HEADCANON
yeah
its all the humorous self-depreciation, I think